JoeMcShmoeTV Entertainment Inc
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Member Since: 6/30/1995
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Friday, October 15, 1996
JoeMcShmoes Website

WELCOME TO THE PATCHIES'S SLOTS N BOOZE COVE! THIS WEBSITE IS NOT MADE FOR MOBILE AND WILL LOOK BAD ON PHONES

That of course means that WE DRINK BOOZE AND GAMBLE WE DRINK N' DRIVE, BET IT ALL EVERY TIME, AND SMOKE CRACK!(ARRRR)

YOU WOULDNT WANT TO BE A NERD RIGHT?

RIGHTTT?!??!

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT, SO CLICK ON ALL THESE RANDOM LINKS AND BECOME GAMBLING CHAD

the truth is you are the BEST GAMBLERS A mate could ask for and if it wasn't for addic- I MEAN ships crew like you i couldn't ney wouldn't have as much political power as i do now.

For any more Questions regarding JoeMcShmoe Entertainment Inc (or temple Smoking crack/gambling/guns/booze/hookers/pirate shit) please call at 270-301-5797 and press 1, 2 and 1.

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im a stand-up comedian and have been for over a quarter of a century. iv performed thousands of hours, from a small club in Ottawa, Ontario, all the way to a small club in Edmonton, Alberta. Sometimes I get big laughs and think im the best stand-up in the whole world, and other times I bomb, and I think im not even in the top five. Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, theyd laugh and dance like theyd won a prize, and id just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold. And as for my gambling, its true I lost it all a few times. But thats because I always took the long shot and it never came in. But I still have some time before I cross that river. And if you’re at the table and you’re rolling them bones, then there’s no money in playing it safe. You have to take all your chips and put them on double six and watch as every eye goes to you and then to those red dice doing their wild dance and freezing time before finding the cruel green felt..I’ve been lucky. -Norm Macdonald